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Posted: 2025-04-26 01:05:04 UTC
This article contains some claims that are falsified. While not everything in the article is false, please proceed with extreme caution and verify any critical information independently.
This article contains some claims that are falsified. While not everything in the article is false, please proceed with extreme caution and verify any critical information independently.
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The author jokingly announces their application to join the @Sealuminati cult, citing benefits like good robes, pay, and healthcare, while humorously hinting at a potential sacrificial fate.
Humorous take on joining a cult
Benefits of joining the @Sealuminati cult
Potential sacrificial fate
Potential sacrificial fate